I am posting and I DEMAND a crowd to celebrate my return. Really.

Well, my connection is like a woman, she always has a period, but it's especially long in June. Like a charged up guai lan turd. Now, the pms is over, and I can finally get on the computer.

Then comes my trip to taiwan. Then I'll be walking like a zombie for the rest of my holidays. I still remember the last time I insulted someone thoroughly, he went crying for mommy. Thoroughly as in I insulted his surname, name, body parts, mannerisms, family, whether dead or alive, ancestors, race, religion. After 5 minutes of grilling, he went off crying like a baby. Then he told his parents and I got into trouble. Stupid wimp. But, I was 6 then, and they can't blame me! Amazing how many insults I knew when I was 6.