I am in a smashing mood today. I won nearly 1k on Spain. And the goals scored too! Nothing can ever spoil today! Not even the bitch Dreamerlife!

My other dream in life is to build a religion around myself. Worship me, foolish mortals!

Yes I goddamn posted.

[cue screaming fangirls]

What is my greatest dream in life? Some people asked me.

This is apparently quite a difficult question, but I shall write out my most wanted dream ever.

My goal in life is to earn enough money to retire before 40. And when I retire, I'll emigrate to England, live in a quaint English village, and spend the rest of my life drinking Earl Grey. What more can a knight ask for? I've tea, bangers and mash. And of course, being a great performer too.

Side note, I bet 200 bucks on Spain to win in the UEFA final. Spain vs Germany. If I win, good. If I don't, screw the world.

I say, chaps, do I really sound that British? Recently, I've been speaking like a British, which is actually fun. Well, chaps, I have nothing else to write so I shall end here.

Bangers and mash for everyone! With a serving of ginger beer!

Poof. Landed safely.

You're beginning to sound red, and by that I mean you prefer a hammer and a sickle.

Oh look, I'm flying away in 8 hours.

Will be gone from 5th june to 12th june.

I want the right to bear arms...and arm bears, or any point in between. It's a scared document that should not be touched! Whoever heard of a gun, or a bear causing trouble? Anyone who does not agree with me is mentally sick, and should be shot I'm afraid to say.

I am posting and I DEMAND a crowd to celebrate my return. Really.

Well, my connection is like a woman, she always has a period, but it's especially long in June. Like a charged up guai lan turd. Now, the pms is over, and I can finally get on the computer.

Then comes my trip to taiwan. Then I'll be walking like a zombie for the rest of my holidays. I still remember the last time I insulted someone thoroughly, he went crying for mommy. Thoroughly as in I insulted his surname, name, body parts, mannerisms, family, whether dead or alive, ancestors, race, religion. After 5 minutes of grilling, he went off crying like a baby. Then he told his parents and I got into trouble. Stupid wimp. But, I was 6 then, and they can't blame me! Amazing how many insults I knew when I was 6.